The Green Tea is Always Targeting The Wrong Person (GREENTEA)
"Lord, the difficulty of the world Xie Wei is about to enter has changed abnormally. I'm afraid there might be a problem!"
Da Gui, who had been keeping a close eye on Xie Wei, hurriedly came to report the situation, his heart filled with fear. He hadn't encountered such a situation in hundreds of years, so why did it happen as soon as he met Xie Wei?
Fang Tian waved his hand dismissively with his eyes glued to his phone screen, brimming with excitement.
Yue Chu is here, so maybe he can...
"I changed it, no need to worry."
‘What?!’
Da Gui looked up in disbelief, ‘This…’
Xie Wei already had a chance to clear it, and now with the difficulty lowered, wouldn't it be a piece of cake?
"Lord, why would you do that?"
"Because she's my sister."
Da Gui thought he must have misheard. It's said that this Otherworld has been established for over a thousand years, how could the Lord still have a living sister?
“Wait, weren't they all male?’
Da Gui looked at him in confusion, but out of loyalty, he boldly spoke up, "But Lord, if... if your sister clears it, what should we do?"
Only then did Fang Tian spare him a bit of attention.
That was indeed a problem.
It was inevitable that the Otherworld only allowed entry and not exit, but it was also unthinkable to let Xie Wei perish. Then the only option was...
"I'll talk to her then, see if I can get her to stay and work in the Otherworld."
Da Gui pondered this, it was indeed feasible.
"As you command, Lord."
Fang Tian impatiently waved his hand, signaling him to leave quickly.
He was busy here, and it was annoying to have someone barge in without any sense of timing.
As soon as Da Gui left, he couldn't sit still anymore. A blue light flashed on the door and disappeared instantly.
Upon entering the world, Yue Chu and the others found a black wooden plaque in their hands.
The plaque was diamond-shaped, with large characters written in golden powder. It felt cold to the touch, as if a sinister energy was seeping into their bodies.
Yue Chu looked at his plaque and couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
It read "Bride" in bold letters.
Feng Xuan and the others had plaques that read mother-in-law, sister and relatives, making it seem like a family drama.
Seeing the strange expressions on their faces, Yue Chu asked, "What? Is there danger ahead?"
Feng Xuan glanced at Yue Chu's plaque and explained, "Usually, such plots are only found in low-level scenarios. High-level scenarios wouldn't reveal our identities so clearly from the start, let alone let us guess the plot development."
Yue Chu's eyes flickered as he rubbed the smooth token. The initially cold plaque had now warmed up like a piece of warm jade.
He looked at Feng Xuan and chuckled, "Maybe they're taking care of me as a newcomer."
Feng Xuan remained silent.
The world of Evil Spirits would only try to kill them in every possible way; there was absolutely no intention of taking care of newcomers.
Perhaps there was a greater crisis lurking within, and this was just a way to lull them into a false sense of security.
However, she didn't say much to Yue Chu, just smiled relaxedly and took her brother's arm, "Maybe, who let my brother be my lucky star~"
Pei Sheng and the others felt a chill. Was this really the great Xie Wei, who is acting so affectionate?
After entering the world, Yue Chu was ushered into a room by a group of people.
The room was adorned with "double happiness" characters everywhere, creating a lively and festive atmosphere.
Everyone wore stiff smiles that seemed carved into their faces. Their skin caked with so much powder that it could have been scraped off like putty. Their lips were painted with the most vibrant red lipstick, contrasting sharply with their pale, flour-like faces, making them look as if they had just devoured a child.
Knowing this was part of the plot, Yue Chu didn't resist and quietly allowed himself to be manipulated.
The intricately carved mirror in front of him clearly reflected his appearance. His originally short hair had transformed into long, glossy black locks that reached his waist. He was dressed in a white inner garment made of soft, silky fabric, as thin as a cicada's wing, and extremely comfortable.
However, the attire was neither ancient nor modern, making it hard to discern the era.
Several elderly women carefully combed his hair, dressed him in a fiery red Gold Thread Wedding Gown, and fitted him with matching embroidered shoes. They then helped him onto the bed.
The wedding gown leaned towards feminine attire, with wide sleeves and a long train that dragged on the floor. However, instead of phoenix patterns, it was embroidered with nine golden dragons, so lifelike they seemed ready to leap out of the fabric.
From start to finish, these people didn't trouble him or threaten his life, nor did they raise their voices even slightly.
Before leaving, the leading woman smiled warmly and said, "The young lady is as beautiful as a flower, a perfect match for our young master. May you have a harmonious union for a hundred years."
After politely speaking, she gently closed the door, leaving the room in complete silence.
Yue Chu looked down at his flat belly.
In the ABO world, he hadn't experienced childbirth. Could this be his chance?
Feeling bored from sitting for so long, he took out his phone, snapped a photo of himself, and sent it to Fang Tian.
"Accompanying my sister in her antics is truly worrisome."
Fang Tian, already dressed up, was anxiously urging the Evil Spirits to hurry up.
These lazy creatures must not have been working hard enough, otherwise, why would the wedding hall be so poorly decorated?
The Evil Spirits were on the verge of tears. Their usual tasks involved scaring and killing people; they had never needed to follow wedding protocols, so decorations were always just a formality.
However, they dared not complain and could only work diligently.
Feng Xuan frowned while feeling increasingly uneasy.
Generally, scenes in lower-level worlds were rough, with only the life-threatening aspects being well-executed. The plot and decorations were never this detailed.
But seeing the busy ghosts before her, this didn't seem like an ordinary small world.
This time, she had drawn the "relative" role and was observing the situation with her companions amidst the crowd.
Being seasoned players, they exchanged glances and heightened their vigilance.
This world was off, and it was likely very dangerous.
Fang Tian anxiously awaited the auspicious hour while wishing he could speed up time to see Yue Chu sooner.
Dressed in a red robe and holding a large red silk ribbon, he clearly looked the part of the groom. However, the groom was too impatient and his face devoid of joy, instead appearing so fierce that it worried the ghosts.
The ghosts thought: Couldn't the Lord put more effort into his role? According to the setting, the groom was supposed to be a sickly ghost, but he looked more like a wolf or tiger, completely out of character!
At that moment, Fang Tian's phone rang. He shuddered and eagerly unlocked the screen.
The ghosts around him saw the lofty creator of the Otherworld with a trickle of blood running from his nose and his deep eyes boiling with intense desire, as if a ferocious beast was about to break free from its cage.
The ghosts quickly lowered their heads and pretended they hadn't seen anything, fearing that if the Lord was displeased, he might obliterate them into nothingness.
So, Back to work, back to work!
Fang Tian shifted uncomfortably but his legs betrayed his thoughts—a downside of the human body, always so honest in its reactions.
Grabbing a nearby cloth, he casually wiped away the blood and quickly typed, "You look beautiful."
Yue Chu smiled, "Really? I thought a big man like me wearing women's clothes would look quite strange."
Fang Tian took a deep breath while imagining the scene in the photo he was about to see, his heart racing uncontrollably.
He pressed his hand against his chest, as if that would calm his nerves, but his trembling fingers as he typed betrayed his emotions.
"Not strange at all. You look good in anything."
Fang Tian wasn't particularly skilled at sweet talk, but every word he spoke sounded pleasant and incredibly sincere.
Yue Chu chuckled as he ran his fingers over the exquisite embroidery on his outfit and his gaze sweeping across the room's decorations.
He really went all out for this.
They chatted for a while longer, and when the time was almost up, Yue Chu covered his head with the bridal veil.
"It's getting late. I still have to play some games here. Let's talk later."
Fang Tian naturally had no objections because... he was the one who would be playing the games~
The auspicious hour had arrived, and according to the script, there were still procedures like fetching the bride, paying respects to the elders, and the wedding chamber antics. But Fang Tian couldn't wait. He left the guests to the other ghosts and rushed straight to the bridal chamber without a backward glance.
Feng Xuan was startled and couldn't help but move slightly, only to be held back by Pei Sheng.
Pei Sheng leaned in and whispered, "Are you crazy? Your role is a relative. Going over there now would be suicide!"
Feng Xuan bit her lip. Of course, she knew, but her brother...
Pei Sheng had a headache. Ever since entering this world, he felt everything was off. His usual strategies for clearing levels were useless here. Things always happened so inexplicably that he couldn't make sense of anything.
And Xie Wei, too, had become unstable since his brother arrived but he was completely unclear about why Xie Wei had brought a newcomer.
"His role is the bride. As long as he doesn't act rashly, he won't be in danger."
Pei Sheng could only offer this consolation, but everyone knew the truth—the most dangerous role at the moment was undoubtedly the bride.
Feng Xuan clenched her fists, not really listening to him. But her brother had instructed her before entering, so she had to suppress her anxiety and try to analyze the situation.
The Matchmaker, dressed in flamboyant attire, forced a smile and urged the guests to sit down and enjoy the food and drinks.
Seeing the few fools still standing, she shot them a sharp glare, scaring the little ghosts into quickly starting the music and finally livening up the atmosphere again.
The Matchmaker sighed inwardly: Has the Lord been celibate for too long? Getting so excited over a fake wedding...
Fang Tian practically stormed to the bridal chamber door like a gust of wind with his tall figure casting a menacing shadow on the paper-covered window, elongated and terrifying, eerie and horrifying.
He swallowed hard as he continuously bolstered his courage in his heart, and then gently knocked on the door. His voice was hoarse and almost sensual, but in this eerie scene, it seemed particularly distorted.
"May I come in?"
Under the red veil, Yue Chu's lips curved slightly, and he said softly, "Please come in, Husband."
He didn't deliberately pitch his voice to mimic a woman's, but his clear, wind-like voice was still captivating.
With a soft thud, Yue Chu looked up toward the door, but could only see a faint outline through the red gauze.
Fang Tian was clutching his forehead as a red mark on his otherwise snow-white skin, having stumbled and bumped into the door.
Husband...
Husband?
He grinned foolishly.
‘This is too intense, what if I can't handle it later?!’
To avoid making a fool of himself in front of Yue Chu, he tightened his facial muscles.
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